After a terrible experience on a Greyhound bus going to visit my dad last month, I was left with a company credit that needed to be used. When I realized I could take a single bus all the way to Montreal, I figured I’d check it out since I’ve never been.

I spent three days in an apartment I found on AirBnB (great experience, by the way) and tried to see as much as I could while spending as little as I could.

Here are some square photographs I took.

AirBnB porch

Stair exercises

Some crazy person’s porch

A giant face vomiting wires over flowers

Baby tree

What does the fox say? (Hint: It didn’t say anything. But it did go on to poop in that empty lake.)

Breedy bug

Montreal bagels look impressive. But in reality they suck.

ATTITUDE PIGEON

Cinderella’s castle. I think.

A woman sleeping. On video. On a tv. In a 50 gallon drum. Full of water. #art

Also #art

Nothing says “Romantic Vacation” quite like animal subjugation!

Subway station #art